Washers, Dryers, Wash Boards, Flat Rocks.
All you could possibly need to wash your clothes.
Irons, the very best kind.
Flat.
Just put them on your wood stove and they get hot.
Will put that great brown burnt spot everyone wants.
Soon they will have Appliances to Rent.
Washers:
$900.00 a month.
Dryers:
$89.50
Irons:
Only, the low low rate of $9.00 an hour.
Sign up for the door prize.
100 lbs of dirty laundry.
This way ---> to see TOMEEGIRL
If, she doesn't have it in stock, she will try to locate it for you.
Out of print books like:
TV Guide, from 1923.
How to make an airplane,
by Orvill and Wilbur Wright.
My first electric light bulb,
by Thomas A Edison.
And of course the much sought after book:
Guide to building an Ark in 300 easy steps.
A small deposit of $1,000,000 is required.
To visit V follow the v-v-v-v's == V's PLACE Enjoy your visit.
Here is the place to buy that special card.
One to celebrate the birth of that friends bird.
A card to announce your pending trip to the dump.
A very special card for those getting their teeth pulled.
Many choices at low, low prices.
From: $18.75, to $27.50.
Hours are:
From 1 a.m.until 1:30 a.m.
Be sure and come early to avoid the rush.
Christmas cards for Christmas, 1950 are coming in now.
Come over here to see B J's PLACE nice place she has..
Hello, anyone into wolves around here?
Check them out, cute little fellows, aren't they?
I wouldn't want one in my living room. hehe
But, I see there is a sale on the cute one in the corner.
Only $3500.00, on sale.
They have babies in the back room for sale but, they won't be ready for a week or two.
They will only cost you $2000.00
Taking deposits, cash only.
You can even get a little coat (for the wolf) in the winter at the low low price of $299.00
The wolf food is sold by the ounce at only $85.00
You can see THE WOLF LADY right here. Enjoy..
Time to dress up your yard.
The garden shop has just received a great shipment of:
Poison Ivy:
Box Elder Trees:
Thorn Bushes:
Duck manure:
They also have bed plants.
Egg plant:
Okra Plants:
A new plant just out this year.
Corn On The Cob Plants, ready to eat in 15 minutes.
Shop hours are by appointment only.
Call 555-9999
You may visit GEST HOME USA right here.