A new school has joined me here at the Mall.
I had mentioned before I needed a Scarecrow.
Lo and Behold, a fine Lady wanted to open her training school here in the Mall.
Begnning on May 32nd, she will start training.
Applicants must be at least 17 years old.
Only those with fresh hay filling will be accepted.
Must be at least 6feet tall with the pole.
Cost for school is small.
No experience required.
Placement after finishing class is provided.
Local jobs are available but, some may be out of town.
One more thing, must NOT be afraid of birds.
And hours are:
Sun up till sun down, 24 hours a day.
Vacations not permitted.
Absolutely no smoking.
You are in for a surprise...hehe
She wouldn't listen.
These new homes, have no bathrooms.
Some have no bedrooms.
But, all she would say is "SOMEDAY".
So, be sure to stock up on towels, sheets, and bedspreads for "SOMEDAY".
Because, "SOMEDAY", I will really need her.
If I win the case against the builders.
Janet bought that rug, there in the middle for the garden.
She only paid $950.00 for it.
And, my back hurts so bad, I just had to have that chair.
And, I only paid $395.00 for it.
It is so soft and, fits me to a tee.
Great prices here, shop and have a good time.
Come back often and see if there are any good sales.
I come in here, just to breath the air.
Of course, I buy many things in here.
Like whips.
Purses are only 25 cents.
And, many other neat things.
Hours are:
Sunday 10am to 3pm.
Call first tho.
He may be out, looking for cows.
You can find right here.
Darts, feetball, steel the baseball.
Tiddly winks.
Jacks.
Spin the tail on the donkey.
Pin the bottle.
Is that right?
Any way, stop in and shop, shop, shop.