1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. If infants enjoy infancy do adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. If your investor is supposed to make you more money why is he called a broker?

7. If you say cheese when you get your picture taken what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?

8. If a person who plays the piano called a pianist why isn't a person that plays the drum a drumest?

9. If to oversee something means you see it all why is over looking something not see it at all?

10. If  twenty is followed by twenty one why isn't ten followed by tenty one?

11. If "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language could "I do" is the longest ?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it  follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys  deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If a man is bald what hair colour do they put on his driver's licences?

14. If your team is losing it's only a game, if you team is winning it's still only a game but you wont say it. 

15. If I played a blank tape at full blast would the mime next door go bonkers.

16. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one of them enjoys it?