1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
2. If people from Poland are called
Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. If infants enjoy infancy do adults
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie
6. If your investor is supposed to make
you more money why is he called a broker?
7. If you say cheese when you get your
picture taken what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
8. If a person who plays the piano called
a pianist why isn't a person that plays the drum a drumest?
9. If to oversee something means you
see it all why is over looking something not see it at all?
10. If twenty is followed by twenty
one why isn't ten followed by tenty one?
11. If "I am" is reportedly the shortest
sentence in the English language could "I do" is the longest ?
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
13. If a man is bald what hair colour
do they put on his driver's licences?
14. If your team is losing it's only
a game, if you team is winning it's still only a game but you wont say it.
15. If I played a blank tape at full
blast would the mime next door go bonkers.
16. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhoea, does that mean that one of them enjoys it?