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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in"
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..."
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak"
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout"
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg, We want tows"
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary, We hear you coming"
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment, however, if you don't, you will be"
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up"
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, We'll wait"
At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills"
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"
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