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 KCaliban  [2:25pm], [7-29-01]Just had to click on the link, eh? If you want to read the message again, go on and head back and take a look. If you just want to have a look around, feel free. Though nothing new is going up here, there's plenty to keep you occupied. Enjoy. It's been fun. KCaliban [8:45pm], [7-25-01]Never mind that update from two weeks ago. (Yeah, it's been that long. We're reverting to our GWS days.) I'd purge it and banish it to the editorials section or something, but I'm too lazy. So it'll stand as is for the moment. Now for the (non) important stuff. I'll be making a fairly big update in a few days on what we intend to do with the site in the future and what plans we have. Our eight unique visitors might care. (Well, actually five, not counting Fish, the general, and I.) So stick around a bit longer. Oh yeah, and don't sign the guestbook. I'm not sure if we've gotten it fixed yet. Just e-mail one of us. I dare you. KCaliban [12:10am], [7-11-01]You people are horrible. Fish's editorial has been off along with all the Newsflashes in 404 hell for the last week and no one told me. Update: Next time I'll check my e-mail before launching into these little rants. I'M SORRY. Both are now up. Well, not quite. I couldn't locate the back issue of Anni Mae's great foray into journalism, as the dung filled pit that is spaceports seems to have swallowed it up. Damn them. But other than that, all of the old DAC content is now up. Except for DBZ: UUU, which is still off in the dung with that Newsflash. It's also too much work to upload, and the only person who really gives a shit about it is Psaros. And then I'm still bitter about the time I got food poisoning from a damn gyro made by one of his filthy countrymen, so I think I'll leave it down JUST TO SPITE HIM. I'd spite my chemistry teacher too, but I can't think of a way. I hope his grandchildren play everquest compulsively. Yeah, that works. I'm writing a feature on that stuff. It'll be up soon. In other news, the general is off for a week or so on something known as a "vacation." Apparently it's what you go on if you don't have the chemistry teacher from hell and fail the damn course. I hope his grandkids all become convinced that they're elves. No, I'm not bitter about the chemistry. I'm not. SHUT UP. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go play shitty dbz roms I downloaded from some prick's dying rom site until I pass out from exhaustion. Screw the all star game. And screw John Rocker. KCaliban [10:20pm], [7-5-01]The DAC is back in business. We're about ninety percent up here on Tripod. (Though we are keeping the cjb.net address -- now it'll redirect to here instead of spaceports.) A few new features, comics, and editorials aren't on my hardrive and are thus still over at spaceports. If you find a dead link or a broken image, tell someone. (Preferably one of us.) Also, there will be a new poll soon. Though the General, filthy commie scum that he is, is intent on subverting it. Never fear. Phil's rag-tag band of freedom fighters will save the day. Oh yeah, and go over to Gundam Wing SUX and read Fish's update. (Unlike me, he does the unthinkable and actually sneaks in new content.) KCaliban [5:40pm], [6-28-01]Spaceports seems to have made a pact with Satan -- the damn frames that take up the whole screen -- so we might be heading back to tripod. Or anywhere other than here. Just our luck. As soon as we move our new server goes the way of ezboard. Lazy_Fish_Monger  [8:37PM], [6-25-01]We've got more news stories to report, Newsflash. This is getting odd. We've had updates everyday for the past five days. Bad precedent, very bad precedent. The "lazy" defense may not hold up for long. Curses! KCaliban [10:15pm], [6-24-01]I have reviewed Gladiator, just in time for nothing in particular. It's in entertainment. Also, the Pee-Dee reports that John Rocker is happy to be in Cleveland. (The Tribe figured Chief Wahoo didn't offend enough people on its own.) Lazy_Fish_Monger [7:36PM], [6-23-01]This may be yet another running thing that deserves it's own section. Of course it wasn't written by me so it's good. This was given to me by someone named Anni Mae. I hope you all enjoy it. Newsflash. Ha ha!! General DAC! I have two updates on the new layout compared to you only having one. HA! Wait, I didn't write this though. Does it still count? KCaliban [2:06pm], [6-23-01]Remember when I said Cleveland couldn't get any worse? I was wrong. 10:10 -- I wrote an editorial about airplanes. Really. It's a strange topic for someone who's afraid of heights. Lazy_Fish_Monger [1:03AM], [6-22-01]It only took me a few hours to understand this FTP stuff. Well, I feel really out of it so I'm not really sure what I wrote. It had something to do with flames. Flamy thing I hope that's correct. I also hope I don't crash the site trying to load this all up. Until later! KCaliban [10:50pm], [6-21-01]Looks like the polls have swung once again and a solid majority want me dead again. Out of gratitude, I've made today's comic especially illegible. Sure, the comic is probably the worst thing I do for this site, but that doesn't mean I can't update it the most often. After all, writing features actually takes time to do. (You can always pretend I'm posting Yirop Ho! or Commies and Stuff again for the very first time.) General_DAC [2:07pm], [6-19-01]
Wow, my first update for the new layout. I feel all warm and gooey inside. Anyway, a new comic is up. Slowly and surely, Caliban's mass-produced and soulless carbon copies will be put in their place. KCaliban [9:50pm], [6-18-01]A new feature is up, Yirop ho!. It details Dubya's recent trip to Europe. Also, I am now officially the stupidest man alive -- I sent a lengthy, grovelling, "please link my site" message to notmydesk.com and forgot to provide the URL. In other news, according to the most recent poll data, a majority of our visitors no longer want to see me executed on account of this new layout. Now it's just a plurality. WHOO-HOO! For all news before June 18, 2001 |
