• No matter how much you want to, never touch the pretty red moving stuff.
• Water the Hooligan: we like to be watered.
• As soon as you polish your boots really well, you will have a sudden, undeniable urge to go put them in a river/lake and drag them through several miles of thorns, rocks, trees and hills.
• If you try to talk to the Hooligan, don't expect an answer.
• Leaches that suck boots don't deserve to live.
• The ones that leave huge welts weeks aferward didn't deserve to live either.
• Acceptable grammer; the minimal or most confusing way to get your point across to your audience, depending on weather it's a Hooligan or a nonbeliever.
• Chair pixies are very fickle, even for pixies
• Sometimes other people can see the blue thigns too...
• But sometimes they lie.
• Friends are not acceptable if attatched to someone of the opposite sex.
• No exceptions.
• Even if this leaves half of us with no friends at all.
• People are really stupid
• But it's fun to play with their heads...
• Unless they are being inappropriate.
• Worship in a well-rounded manner (wellroundedly) and you will be smiled upon
• Giggle hysterically at utter strangers for maximum enjoyment?
• Decorative# punctuation is* fun|
• People think you're weirder if you go where people are than if you go where people aren't!
• knives and fire and bodies of water
• Sit in trees and snipe the people.
• Hide from hall monitors no more!
• snipe 'em
• Synch the clothes cycle@
• It intimidates the general populus if you smell like a river or lake++
• Food is for wimps.
• Unless a sible makes it...
• Always water evenly to grow evenly.
• Did I mention we like to be watered ^
• And don't care what you% think about $it
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• One Hooligan can scare away two scary fisherpeopleses
• I caught a fish and let it go.
• Water and fire mix very well, thank you~
• But that wax is a little hot...
• fish
• We like sticks in our hair and polish on faces and hands and not on boots __
• The ribbons in our pants are to restrain ourselves if we go crazy ~@^*
• A Hooligan with her backpack is a whole Hooligan
• But only if both bodies are there too.
• And some sugar but we're not gonna get into that and it's almost a given-
• We are illiterate: that's why we go through books so fast, even though we don't burn 'em>
• Anything will burn of you're patient enough...
• Josh is not worth blood even, no matter how insecure his house is.
• Fire can cure almost anything
• Drugs can do the rest (not like real drugs, but nonperscription pain relievers.)
• There are too many red candles.
• Email is not as potent as face-to-face, but more obveously addictive
• NEVER leave your quam alone. EVER
• empty lists are fun!
• Always look both ways
• Promote geographical diverity amongst yourself
• be careful where you stick out your tongue, for obvious reasons
• school is for losers!
• Hooligans like to kiss.

To see an important bit of Hooliganism, go to Monaco

Another important bit of Hooliganism can be found here.