The Shirehorses LIVE at Birmingham NEC December
6th 1997
Featuring: Scrawn on drums Lard
on lead guitar Chunky Hughes on the bass and Prince of
Darkness on rhythm guitar. |
From the moment we stepped off the train and trooped towards the cavernous
NEC arena, you could sense the presence of something big. As big as a
Shirehorse. Forget support acts the Super Furry Animals and Blur, everyone came
here with one purpose: to see the legendary 'horse ROCK OUT. As the
bloke wearing the sandwich board shown here said; "Only ten minutes until
the 'horse ROCK BIRMINGHAM!!!!" |
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Unfortunately, due to mis-management at the NEC, the Shirehorses were
relegated to the first slot of the evening, a half-hour set starting at 7:10,
with the support acts to follow. Blur were even given an hour and a half slot
and an encore. Typical. |
After the lights were dimmed and the voice over had reminded us
of a time millions of years ago when Shire horses ruled the earth, the band came
onstage to the tune of their seminal early eponymous tune, which was later
ripped off by the Osmonds on "Crazy Horses". |
Shy-er-hor-ses! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah!!!! |
Then they're off on a blistering set taking in tunes from previous
incarnations not featured on "the worst album in the world... ever...
ever!!!" as well as popular family favourites, including Pants-On "Plums
Drop", Po-Fasis "I want a roll with it", Charley Twins "West
Country Boy", Peela Tater "Ta la", and of course the Shirehorses "(now)
I know (where I'm going) our kid". Then with another blast of.... |
Shy-er-hor-ses! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah!!!! |
they're off, never to return. However, one question remains unanswered: what
the hell was that bloke with the sax doing? After the seminal 'horse had left
the stage, it was surprising that half the audience hadn't left, happy in the
knowledge that their 18 quid had been well spent, and the bands following
wouldn't have a chance of scaling the musical heights that the 'horse had
reached. |
Mind you, the Super Furry Animals and Blur were both O.K. For support bands.
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If you have witnessed any of the other few Shirehorses gigs,
why not send in a review?
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