CHEEPER
ugly bleeder
A nice pair of Y-fronts and a bubble perm hairdo,
We've got a few quid now we are in cover,
With a bit of luck tonight I'll get my leg over,
Some pints and some beer nuts and a pebble-dash bathroom,
Wipe myself down and I walk back in full bloom,
But Lard you look gormless, we've no chance of snogging,
You're a physical freak and you're banter is bobbins,
I pulled last night!!!
Yeah but she dreamt of a fast getaway!!!
I pulled a wench, despite my stench,
She had a face just like a welder's bench,
Now that's not true, I must argue,
She was the best that I will ever do.
She was nowt special, She looked the part!
Lard, she was dog rough. She had a good heart.
I think I told you right from the start, what?
You were just an ugly blee, what? just an ugly blee, go on, say it! just an ugly bleeder!!!
Oy Lard, you've broke me nose now, I'll never get off with Louise!!! Well I'm led to believe the bass player's a bit desperate anyway. Don't give me the bass player, you gormless twonk!!! He's a good looking lad, anyway don't go calling me gormless, that's twice you've called me gormless I never get off with anybody 'cos I hang around with you, it's pathetic!!! That's cos you're an ugly get! I'm not an ugly get, I'm dead handsome,Scrawny little ugly get! and it's you that's holding me back you fat twonk! etc.....
