EDWYN BOBBINS
girl like you (hiya)
Your arse is hairy and a little raw,
Here you come a-knock-knocking on my door,
Use the bell you silly cow I've told you before.
Had a big snog and now I want more,
Now my gums are bleeding and my chin's red raw,
Do you have to sport that bushy beard on your jaw?
But I've never met a girl like you before. (hiya)
Cos you went out and bought a Kitchen Devil for me,
We took it on a picnic down to Southend-On-Sea,
Did you have to coat your testicles in Dairylea?
And how long have you had cobblers in lingerie?
And I've never met a girl like you before. (hiya)
