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Baby Bloke (part deux!!)

BABY BLOKE

you're a bastard


b.a.s.t.a.r.d. What does that spell?
Remember that tank top I bought you?
Yes, you wrote I'm a tosspot on it.
I took you shopping Saturday morning,
You made me wear a bonnet!!!
I got you to hitch your knees up,
And pull my cheeks apart,
I took a great big box brownie camera,
Yes you shoved it up my arse!!!!!
Because you're a bastard,
I'd do anything for you,
Look you're a bastard,
And you're a bastard too.

I rubbed an ice cube on your cods,
I knew there was something amiss,
I said your clothes were sexy. You did.
But you were taking the piss!!!

I said I've only got a pound,
I said don't worry I come cheaply,
I promised to put you on the cover of a magazine,
Yes you wouldn't would you weekly,
Because you're a bastard,
I'd do anything for you,
Look you're a bastard,
And you're a bastard too.
You're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba... stard.
No I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not!!! yes you are!!!
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!!

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