BABY BLOKEyou're a bastard |
b.a.s.t.a.r.d. What does that spell? Remember that tank top I bought you? Yes, you wrote I'm a tosspot on it. I took you shopping Saturday morning, You made me wear a bonnet!!! I got you to hitch your knees up, And pull my cheeks apart, I took a great big box brownie camera, Yes you shoved it up my arse!!!!! Because you're a bastard, I'd do anything for you, Look you're a bastard, And you're a bastard too. I rubbed an ice cube on your cods, I knew there was something amiss, I said your clothes were sexy. You did. But you were taking the piss!!! I said I've only got a pound, I said don't worry I come cheaply, I promised to put you on the cover of a magazine, Yes you wouldn't would you weekly, Because you're a bastard, I'd do anything for you, Look you're a bastard, And you're a bastard too. You're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba, you're a ba... stard. No I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not, yes you are, no I'm not!!! yes you are!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!! |