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Single bloke, I don't wanna be a single bloke,
I wouldn't mind a lover, And I'm looking forward to a very nice poke-ahontas video,
Don't want a hand shandy on my own again tonight,
and I still refuse to wear those crotchless tights.

Single bloke, cos I don't wanna be a single bloke,
I haven't had a snog since that central heating engineer from Stoke.
Never knew his name but we had a bloody good night, I stoked up his boiler and lit his pilot light.

Single bloke, I don't wanna be a single bloke,
I'm so desperate I could do it with an artichoke,
Scrawn you know artichokes no substitute for a hairy crack,
Well blumin' heck, suppose I'll have to have this fat tosser back.
Single bloke, I don't wanna be a single bloke!!!