GAZEBO
lardy boy
In his undies and his shoes,
Cruising for a piece of bun,
Get to bed. ho-ho. bu-bum.
Different partner every night,
All fat biffas talking shite,
Making gas, what a great big lardy ass,
And he always breaks wind in our four poster,
Using his bum cakes as a toaster,
Pain in the arse, making a pot of tee-hee,
Fancy a brew?
Kind of stench that lasts for days,
Need some help from deodorant sprays,
Drops a bad un' ship ahoy,
Just another Lardy Boy,
And his catchphrases are inane and brain dead,
That's the bunny. Get out of bed!
Quality items? I wouldn't have thought so - ho,
His appeal is hardly universal,
He video-tapes bra commercials,
How in the world did he get on the Breakfast Show - ho,
That's the bunny, Ay up our kid, ho ho, oh cobblers, Cod fish battered balls...
