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Oscar The Grouch

sound byte alert! "It's not that easy Bein' Green"... all-time classic lament from Kermit.

Kermit's version available as a full .mp3 file 2M
You can also download Rowlf's version (from "Ol' Brown Ears Is Back") as a full .mp3 file 3M
Watch the original Kermit version online at YouTube
Or another Kermit version on YouTube
Don't miss Kermit and Lena Horne's version on YouTube
See Oscar's version at YouTube
Also try here for guitar chords

~~ Couple Of Grouches with Oscar and Grungetta, of course

~~ Deck The Halls from "A Muppet Family Christmas"

sound byte alert! Do De Rubber Duck Ernie's reggae tribute to his yellow buddy

Available as a full .mp3 file 2.7M
and see it online at YouTube

~~ The Grouch Anthem "Just stand up and complain!"

~~ The Grouch Explorers Song "The fun of being first to see the fungus on a rotten tree"

~~ The Grouch Song take the grouch test, you just might be one!

~~ Grouchelot grouchy parody of "Camelot", not complete yet

~~ Happy Birthday To Me celebrate your big day with the gang

~~ Happy Birthday To Slimey Oscar's sorrowful song for his high-flying worm

~~ Hot, Hot, Hot Elmo's feeling hot, hot, hot!

picture(s) sound byte alert! I Hate Christmas but we still love you, Oscar!

Available as a full .mp3 file 1.7M

sound byte alert! I Love Trash Oscar's Theme Song, includes Steven Tyler's version

Oscar's version available as a full .mp3 file 2.6M
and you can see the original orange Oscar version on YouTube
along with the more familiar version on YouTube

~~ I Love When it Rains Oscar and Bob agree, what's the world coming to?!

~~ I Wish It Would Rain oldie but goodie, not complete yet

~~ I'll Give You a Song very short, but not sweet, message from Oscar

~~ I'm An Earthworm Slimey's first official song, after his space adventure

~~ I'm Sad Because I'm Happy Oscar's classic tune, "if wishes were garbage trucks, grouches would ride!"

sound byte alert! Just The Way You Are those grouch groupies Billy Joel and Marlee Matlin serenade Oscar

Watch it online at YouTube

~~ Just Three Colors Big Bird and Oscar tune about a funky album cover from the old days that included three colored discs

~~ Keep On Smiling Glen Campbell and Oscar the Grouch disagree but they're in tune!

~~ Knock Three Times Oscar being his usual lovable self

~~ Let A Frown Be Your Umbrella (Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella) with Oscar and Farley, not complete

~~ The Limerick Song (Come On and Sing Along with Me) A singalong that sends Oscar packing

~~ Low, Middle, High Oscar's classic tune

skit/cartoon picture(s) Lunch A La Sam Sam the Robot makes Maria and Oscar's lunches, in his own way

~~ Macarena even the Street's not safe from this dance craze!

sound byte alert! Nasty Dan with Johnny Cash and Oscar the Grouch

You can watch it online at YouTube

~~ The No-No-No! Oscar teaches Elmo a new dance

skit/cartoon The Noodle Story Big Bird needles Oscar with nine naughty noodles!

~~ Oscar Don't Allow, this is the part before The Limerick Song (Come On and Sing Along with Me)

~~ Oscar's "B" Sandwich anything with barbecued buttons on top, must be Oscar's!

sound byte alert! Oscar's Do Re Mi Julie Andrews he ain't! "(Ti) A drink that I won't have with you".

Available as a short .mp3 file 500K

~~ Oscar's Junk Band "We're gonna play the junkiest tune you can stand!"

~~ Play Along even Mr. Hooper joins in the game ... *sniff* ...

~~ Rain Falls not surprisingly, Oscar loves to see people getting wet, not complete

sound byte alert! Sing After Me classic echo song, as done by Madeline Kahn and Grover, includes Oscar's version

Original tune available as a full .mp3 file 4.3M

~~ Slimey To The Moon sung by Tony Bennett, a lovely parody of "Fly Me To The Moon", new classic!

~~ Slimiloquy great parody of "Soliloquy" from the musical "Carousel", the song Slimey's father sings before his newest baby is born

sound byte alert! Swamp Mushy Muddy the only place a grouch can feel at home

Watch it at YouTube

sound byte alert! The Twelve Days Of Christmas classic muppet version of a holiday fave, great family singalong

Available as a full .mp3 file 4M

sound byte alert! What's The Name Of That Song? It goes la-de-da-de-dum! ... but we STILL don't know its name!

You can watch it online at YouTube

SPECIAL When Muppets Cry not from the show, but a fan's beautiful tribute

skit/cartoon Who Took Elmo's Box? cute Elmo and Oscar skit

~~ The Worm Co-operation Song co-operating in space, mind you, what a group!

~~ You're Beautiful (Just As You Are) Oscar finds some beauty in a museum

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