Nicky
Nicky is the best wife
in the world. oh no wait; Nicky? yeah she's really cool! (said with mucho enthusiasm) shes short, fit, blonde, cute, rediculously
skinny and doesnt eat much. She is often seen wearing very short skirts, because she can. Shes very smiley and also strange.
She has random outbursts of words like 'POETRY' or 'SITUATION' or best of all 'VAZAHA'. but unfortunatly she likes the L word.
Nicola has many nicknames, a selection of which follow:
nicky, nickybow, stinky, squirrel, little one, short one, nickers, and so on and so forth. her interests include her electric
guitar (ooer), socialising and msn, music and laughter, etc. shes mostly into rock, punk and ska and stuff in the way
of music but she also likes golden oldie type stuff.
She has green eyes, shes often very random and she has
fleshy lobes. she is much deeper than she seems. in the world of film she likes matrix and donnie darko, philosophy type things,
and also comedy, and, (i see you shiver with anticip.... ... ...ation) rocky horror show. and of course monty python. sweeeeeeet.
and family guy, but thats not rele film is it. She thinks Dave Navarro is fit, i quite agree.
her cats are called spunky and spring...or words to that
effect. i think its actually spock and scotty. Thye are kittens. Her parents are very nice, apparently her dad is a bit crazy
with his friends. oh and she has a big brother by the name of Robert. in fact, his middle initial is a, so he cld b Rob
A House. coincidence? i think not. ah yes, her surname is House, which is great. There's so many ppl shes got to marry so
she can have cool double barrel surnames such as Round-House, Farm-House, House-Boy and Hoar-House.
Her sexual fettishes are hats and pointy ears, she
doesnt like foreheads, and i think by now we all know where her ticklish spot is. She has a sehr coolio flippy phone.
Needs to get laid.
And i'm spent.
luv Esther xx
Cat
Catherine is completely crazy, hence her new name crazy cat. Otherwise known as Pussy. In fact, i'd say she's one card
short of a pack if you know what i mean. Her full name is Catherine Claire Borthwick. She is way 2 happy all the time.
Cat has browny hair and she
is short, even shorter than me and thats saying something. She rele wants to be cool but she denies it. She loves listening
to Placebo, dogs die in hot cars, SOAD, AFI and HIM umm touching the clarinet (toco el clarinet), as theyd say in Spanish,
shes a budding photographer, and she likes olives.
Her brother is quite erm what can I say, well she used to look like him (no he looked like me (cat)!!!), and he stole
my phone damn him!!. She is gd at pretty much everything, and the things she isnt gd at shes funny at, for example trying
to raise 1 eyebrow, v funny in any1s books. Also, her house is very useful, as i seem to be there more often than
not. Ooohh bad points, shes 2 damn happy rite now and shes sitting next 2 me grinning her head off and laughing at me, Fuck
nose y, im not that funny am I? no nicky your not...
I can't think of anything else, though i was attempting to make this longer than Esther's dammit! oh well,
Luv
Nicky xxx
Esther
here's a poem i wrote
about esther 2ish years ago
E is for egg.
esther is called egg
S is for stupid. Esther's
blonde, even under that brown dye!
T is for teriffic. Esther is teriffic
H is for huzzah!! Esther
is huzzah
E is also for excitable. Esther is excitable
R is for resident. Esther's a resident of the UK
Right now i will ramble about esther. She hates
the word LUBRICANT. She says it feels weird in her mouth. I wouldnt know. Anyway she has yellow skin. but she has
no jaundice...its just yellow. she tans kinda yellow too. Her favourite coulour is unknown to me but i will find out. I
think for the purpose of this website it can be that yellowy green. She has blonde hair und blue eyes with black
round the edges...ummm...ooh yeah she dislikes the word 'innit' aswell.
Esther sucks und likes spunge und reel
big fish. They are crap. She enjoys many things outdoors including getting half undressed at school and sitting outside
attempting to get a tan in the summer. I have no doubt that she would also enjoy outdoor sex.
She's my most ticklish friend and its
fun to poke her when everyone goes quiet and she's least expecting it because she screams. Her nickname is egg (i think her
family made it up) Her dad works in oman, she went there for christmas and got a tan. She has 3 sisters who are all wonderful.
The four of them are the proof of their parents having only had sex 4 times as they are catholic.
She's very fun to be with, she
can be very immature but im sure one day, when the time comes, she will grow up. No only joking. When she gets older
I can see her as a hot, dog vendor in London. Or she'll work in an ice cream van.
Luv Crazy Cat xxx
