It always makes me wonder when you hear of air crash victims
who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don't know who you are then how do they know who your dentist is?
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and
that is my religion.
Ambition is a poor excuse for
not having enough sense to be lazy.
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in
having lots to do and not doing it.
You can't really love
anyone who never makes you laugh.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do
any of them well.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.