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and remember, you're only thinking what you're thinking because you're frightened of a large penis. (according to Freud)
possible family mottos:
how's your father?
stupid is as stupid does
take your mother out
Things to ponder on when you're feeling thoughtful

It always makes me wonder when you hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don't know who you are then how do they know who your dentist is?

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

You can't really love anyone who never makes you laugh.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.

Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Grow your own dope... plant a man.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Gun control is being able to hit your target!

He who hesitates is probably right.

there's a time and a place for playing bass. This is not one of them.

Philosophical quotes from The Matrix - Found on RS room wall
The Matrix is evrywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room...It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
The Matrix cannot tell you who you are
Have you ever stood and stared at it, Morpheus? Marvelled at its beauty. Billions of people living out their lives...oblivious.
You have to let it all go Neo, fear, doubt and disbelief. Free your mind.
The body cannot live without the mind
What is real?  How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, taste, smell or see, then real is simply electrical signals interepreted by your brain.
Being the one is just like being in love, no-one can tell you you're in love, you just know it.
I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then i'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without rules and controls, without borders or bounderies, a world where anything is possible.
Love Quotes
Those who are faithless know the pleasures of love, it is the faithful who know love's tragedies - Oscar Wilde
We cannot really love anoybody with whom we never laugh - Agnes Repplier
To love is to admire with the heart, to admire is to love with the mind - Theophile Gautier
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman i've ever known - Walt Disney
Some people say the words ''i love you'' for like a child they are longing to be told - Paul Simon
Love is not the dying man of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring! - S.J. Perlman
Love kindled by virtue always kindles another love, providing its flame shines forth - Dante
I've never loved another person the way i loved myself - Mae West
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it - Woody Allen.