Photo Shoot
Photographer:
hello boys *in queer high voice* (Looks Charlie up and down.)
Charlie:
(looks at guy weird) uhh, hi.
Mattie
*giggles* - hey
James:
sup
Photographer: Ok, I want you all to go to make-up! I want you ALL looking FABULOUS! *claps hands*
Mattie:
weve been to make up.
Photographer:
*gives matt dirty look*: Really? *Turns round*
Mattie:
*pulls funny face behind his back*
James:
*looks at the photographer*
Charlie
To James: whats up?
James:
*looking a little nervous* nothing, nothing
Photographer
*looks at Charlies A$$* (smiling) come on then BIG BOY excite me!
*Charlie
looks at James and matt, one eyebrow raised*
Charlie:
Who is this guy?
James:
HOW WOULD I KNOW?? *Cough cough*
Mattie:
hey calm down, man
Charlie:
yeah whats up? Youre looking way tense.
James:
*coughs* Nah *looks around room*
Photographer:
COME ON THEN! I have to get to my 2 oclock you know! *Winks at Charlie*
*Charlie
chokes on chewing gum, because of photographers eagerness*
Photographer:
*rushes to Charlies aid* dont worry, I know Heimlich maneuver!
Charlie:
*looking worried*: NO, *cough cough* its ok!
*Swallows
gum*
Mattie:
you ok man?
Charlie:
yeah, I think
*Photographer
to busted*: maybe you should all.get naked!
*Busted*
- WHAT??
Photographer:
YEAH, itll be fun! Look Ill go first! *Starts to strip*
*Mattie
Looks at the other two and then looks at the photographer*
*James
rushes off set*
*Matt
and Charlie look at each other in confusion*
*James
rushes back on set*
*Photographer
starts stripping and singing its raining busted, in background*
*James
rips of his trousers stripper style*
matt:
this is worse than the time when you started trying to pretend to be britney slave for you! - *turns to Charlie man, he was
wasted that night!*
James:
YEAH!? Well you guys didnt have to chat me up!
Matt:
we werent serious!
James:
so you asked me where my boobs were as a joke then Charlie??
Charlie:
keep me out of this! *Looks at wallet size photo of Britney in wallet* dont worry Britters, I will never make that mistake
again. *Strokes the photo then kisses it*
*Charlie puts photo away, carefully*