More: So mattie, how did we meet?
MJ: You're the bassist in a kick-ass rock band and i go to your gig. Then i pose as the pizza delivery boy and blag
my way backstage. I ask you if you fancy collaborating with my band and i take your number.
More- How long till u call?
Mj-The day after the day after-the next day is far too keen. And that night is just pathetic.
More- What are we going to do?
MJ- I'm taking you to an awesome punk gig.
More- Are you coming to pick me up?
MJ- Yup, on my scooter. Ive got a helmet for you so you can come on the back if you like (rude giggles)
More-Are we going to dance?
MJ- I'm not sure i want to see a girl getting sweaty in the mosh pit- we'll probably just watch and chat.
More-How do i know if you like me?
MJ- I'd make it pretty obvious
More- Are we going to go on anywhere?
MJ- Yeah-a nice pub where we can chat sum more about bass riffs!
More-Are we going to kiss?
MJ- Yup. I dont initiate it as such..but i kind of move forward and look at you....
More- How do you like to kiss?
MJ- Kind of soft-nothing too hard or aggressive
More-Are u going to come back to mine?
MJ- You have to tread carefully on a first date-i dont want to seem too forward, but if u insist it would be rude
to refuse.
More-What happens when we get there?
MJ- Well, i imagine we'll get quite heated on the sofa
More-Then what?
MJ- It depends how comfortable you are on the sofa. If you're squirming i'll scoop you up and tapdance you into
the bedroom!
More- Any tricks up your sleeve?
MJ- i'm a pretty good kisser so i'll make use of that-especially in places like ure neck and ear lobes.
More-Favourite position?
MJ- Well, i like the girl to be on top so she can control the rhythm.
More-Would i be satisfied with your manhood?
MJ- i havent had any complaints so far!
More- Are we going to do it more than once?
MJ- Definitely , but not straight away, i'm not superman!
More-Are we going to sleep?
MJ- Nah, i have to get up at 5:30am so i'm going to go all night and then go to work - proper rock'n'roll!
More-Are we going to see ecah other again?
MJ- Definitely. I'd call the next day-and MORE can take me out again on a date wenever it wants!