Unbeknownst to most animé fans, DBZ was originally licensed by the Trinity Broadcasting Network. In order to better fit the mission of the station, several character names were altered. After a good deal of research, we have managed to piece together much of the script. It has been reproduced after exhaustive efforts. Inexplicably, only the Majin Buu saga was located.
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Character Names
Forces of Good:
Goku -- Pat Robertson
Vegeta -- Jerry Falwell
*Piccolo-- Ralph Nader
*Kami -- Pat Buchanan
Kaio-shin -- Mister Cheney
Mr. Satan/Hercule -- George "Dubya" Bush
Gohan -- Bill Gates
Mr. Popo -- J.C. Watts
Kuririn/Krillin -- Dan Quayle
Kamesennin/Master Roshi -- George Bush Part one
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Forces of Evil:
Babidi -- Al Gore
Darbura -- Satan, Lord of Darkness
Majin Buu -- Tinky Winky
Spopovitch -- Vladimir Putin
Yam -- Jiang Zemin
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Deceased: Cell -- Bill Clinton + Janet Reno + Tom Daschle + Karl Marx
Freeza -- Barney Frank
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*Note: Once upon a time, these two were one being. But eventually they split, with one part, all that was good, becoming Buchanan and the other, the evil part, becoming Ralph Nader. Though the evil Nader did much damage, he eventually sided with the forces of good.
If you are unfamiliar with the characters from DBZ, you might wish to read through our brief rundown of them. That way you can understand what's going on.
Episodes
From left to right, Falwell, some other guy, Roberson, Quayle, some other guy, Nader, Bill Gates, some other guy.
Episode 1 -- The Z warriors prepare to fight. Pat Robertson returns from the dead. But what's this... It's Satan! And AL GORE! Looks like trouble, folks. Is the world doomed?
Episode 2 -- Ralph Nader is turned to stone, Jerry Falwell turns evil, and Mister Cheney and Satan fight in the depths of hell. Is this the end?
Keep your eyew peeled for more exciting episodes of DBZ for TBN.
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