Where bitch-slapping trash pop culture and highbrow literary aspersions meet, greet, and sleep with their cousins.
Hello, and welcome to the X-Files Shack, proud home of the most obscure, strange, and almost tasteless X-F related stuff you'll ever see. I like to think of us as Chris Carter's worst nightmare. Except for waking up to find he's actually Mulder.
Anyway, the X-Files Shack is the place to go when you want the truth to be in your freezer section, and you've got to just laugh at your favorite show. All of your favorite X-Files characters love to hang at the Shack, just to unwind...
So sit back, relax, blend yourself up a nice strawberry margarita, and enjoy.
Where X-Files episodes come to be slaughtered with style.
- The Shack FAQ!: Answering your questions before you even ask them!
- The X-Files Movie Review
- Celebrity Deathmatch
- Syzergize With Satan's Cheerleaders!
- Pusher-It, Dah Dah Dah, Oh, Pusher-It, Pusher-It Real Good!
- The One Where Queequeg Eats It
- Jeremiah Was a Clone-Guy, Not A Bull-Frog
- Labeadqua puts the UST in TungUSTska
- Isn't it Terma-tic? Don't You Think?
- Never Again Is What You Swore The Time Before
- Memento Labeadqua
- The Post-Modern Labeadqua
- NEW! NEW!Invisigoth and Porno Nurses -- Ain't Nothing Wrong With That!!
- Bead Blood
- The Beginning of Bead's Season 6 Rampage
- Drive, AKA Speed 3 Without Sandra Bullock.
- Your Dreamland May Vary
- The Weatherboy of Oz
- SR 819 (The Senate Resolution Decreeing All X-F Men must be sexy as all get out)
- My Two Dads
- So Many Fathers-- Just ONE SON!
- Arcadia (Proof Mulder and Scully Married *Is* A Horror Story)
- Monday, Monday, Can't Trust That Day
- Misbehavior in Mississippi
- A Man, His Pain, and His Lust for Scully: Milagro!
- Well, No Sex, and No Rock'N'Roll, but we Certainly Got a Field Trip...
- Biogenesis; AKA Attack of the 1013 Commie Pinko Thesaurus Monsters
- I See Philosophical Dead People!
- The Elves' Bloodthirst is Unquenchable! They Must Snark!
Coming Soon... Darin Morgan Time on the X-Files Shack!
- Amor Fati -- A Love of Man Pain
- Zombies Made Mulder and Scully Kiss! News at 11!!
- Ice, Ice, Baby
- Humburger And French Flies
- Clyde Bruckman's Final Shout-Out
- War at the Copa-Copa-Cabana
- When Mulder Met Scully
- Jose Chung's "From the X-Files"
- How the Ghosts Made Scully Cry Like A Little Girl
- Tithonus; Or I'll Take Classical References You Never Heard of for $600, Alex.
- Terms of Bruce Campbell Being Suckered Onto X-F
- Gunmen! Gunmen! And Scully With A Cigarette!
- And of course, MANY MANY MORE!
Because he went to El Cajon Valley High and really, you shouldn't be able to live that down.
Not even the coolest desk elf can do it alone...
These sites help inspire me and good stuff like that. Parental Guidance Suggested.
Crack Aficianado: The drug of choice for desk elves, if desk elves did drugs.
Virtual Crack: Send your loved ones crack. It makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
OBSSE Without them, there would be no desk elf evil. Or Bead. Or... you get the point.
Zorak's Page of Extreme Negativity: I think Zorak would like the Shack in that way that he hates everything.
Redneck Jedi: If there's a Mojo side to the force and a Jojo side to the force, this is the Hojo side to the force.
Ghost Planet News: Space Ghost likes the elves. He does! He said so the time Ray Jay Johnson and Charles Nelson Reilly were on!
Bert is Evil!: You always knew it was true. Now see the proof.
Mr. Hat's Hellhole: I don't see any South Park influence in us, do you?
The French Coke Site: Because Pepsi is not a desk-elf sanctioned soda.
The Mystical Monkeys Mojo and Jojo are my homies!
Just in case you needed more eye candy or something
OBSSE site is maintained by Jennifer Stoy
I'm a Minion of Jojo!