The Bible - Endsville Style

Deuteronomy means 'second law' and this entire bit of the Bible is just a rehash of the stuff God already laid on Moses but the peps didn't wanna hear.

Better listen to the words of our Reverend right smart!

Deuteronomy 20:13-16 "[You] shall put all its males to the sword, 14 but the women and the little ones, the cattle, and everything else in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as booty for yourselves; and you shall enjoy the spoil of your enemies, which the LORD your God has given are very far from you, which are not cities of the nations here. 16 But in the cities of these peoples that the LORD your God gives you for an inheritance, you shall save alive nothing that breathes."

I think this means that Gods gonna give us all the women of our enemies before this is all over making post-Quellish (LIC) a LOT more interesting and fun.

Deuteronomy 22:5

shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.