The Bible - Endsville Style

ISAIAH

This weeks bit will be on Isaiah Chapter 54. The book of Isaiah is quite interesting and long and the messages of Isaiah reflect the evil times in which he lived. Isaiah is the eighth-century prophet that predicted the downfall of the Davidic Dynasty or did he? Lets take a look and see how he was really speaking about Quellish (Let It Come!) and the DOoFS!

The Honorable Reverend Caleb Solar

Isaiah Chapter 54 - The Lord's everlasting love for Israel

Sing, O barren, thou that didst not bear; break forth into singing, and cry aloud, thou that didst not travail with child; for more are the children of the desolate then the children of the married wife, saith the Lord. 2. Enlarge the place of thy tent and let them stretch forth the curtains of thine habitations; spare not, lengthen thy cords, and strengthen thy stakes. 3. For thou shalt break forth on the right hand and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit the Gentiles, and make the desolate cities to be inhabited.

This plainly refers to the repopulation of the earth post-Quellish (Let It Come!) Sounds like we here at the Divine Order of Faithful Servants will be having lots of reproductive duties ongoing till we fill the earth again! Halleluja and Praise Caleb!

4. Fear not; for thou shalt not be ashamed; neither be thou confounded; for thou shalt not be put to shame; for thou shalt forget the shame of thy youth and shalt not remember the reproach of thy widowhood any more. 5. For thy Maker is thine husband; the Lord of hosts is his name; and they Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called. 6. For the Lord hath called thee as a woman forsaken and grieved in spirit, and a wife of youth, when thou wast refused, saith thy God.

This obviously means that all the failures at love that the members of the DOoFS have experienced be they sluts in hellish red or lesbians in chatrooms will be redeemed post-Quellish (Let It Come!) Shame of thy youth means The Confluence of Horrors (WHUP!) suffered by the Honorable Reverend Caleb Solar will be redeemed. The Lord doesn't allow us to suffer without some future glory being awarded us (Unless you are one of the mean sucky people that will die in El Agua!)

7. For a small moment have I forsaken thee; but with great mercies will I gather thee. 8. In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee saith the Lord thy Redeemer. 9. For this is as the waters of Noah unto me: for as I have sworn that the waters of Noah should no more go over the earth; so have I sworn that I would not be wroth with thee, nor rebuke thee.

Yeah, the waters of Noah will not cover the earth but the waters of Quellish (Let It Come!) will drown everyone but us! YeeeHaaaa!

10 For the mountains shall depart, and the hills be removed; but my kindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall the covenant of my peace be removed, saith the Lord that hath mercy on thee. 11. O thou afflicted, tossed with tempest, and not comforted, behold, I will lay thy stones with fair colors, and lay thy foundations with sapphires. 12. And I will make thy windows of agates, and thy gates of carbuncles, and all thy borders of pleasant stones. .

It means that the riches of the world will be ours post-Quellish (Let It Come!) If we wanna wipe our butts with 100 dollar bills everything will be cool because it is only ours.

13. And all thy children shall be taught of the Lord; and great shall be the peace of thy children 14. In righteousness shalt thou be established; thou shalt be far from oppression; for thou shalt not fear; and from terror, for it shall not come near thee. 15. Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me. 16. Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy. 17. No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgement thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and their righteousness is of me, saith the Lord.

This talks about how everyone that is our enemy, from the guy down at the lumberyard to every single member of the Knights of Yahweh will die a hideous death for oppressing us, the true children of the Lord. Servants of the Lord = Divine Order of Faithful Servants..........

Basking in the light of the Truth, Reverend Caleb Solar

Isaiah 36-12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Hmm, hideously kinky, hinky...Sounds like Prince Victor Diamond to me.

Isaiah 53-3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief- and we hid as it were [our] faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.

Sounds like our Most Exalted Honored Reverend Caleb Solar when he was going through that terrible day, Confluence of Horrors, WHUP!

Isaiah 53-7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth- he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth

Definately referring to the Reverend and his sufferings. But out of such suffering comes the Ultimate Wisdom and the Infilling of the Lord, Praise Caleb.

Isaiah 20-2 At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

More striking evidence that nakedness is a good thing,,,a very good thing indeed

Isaiah 20-3 And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years [for] a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia

Oh yeah? Just try that in Endsville and see how quickly you get arrested. They might allow that type of stuff down the road a piece in Woodstock but no way in Endsville.

Isaiah 51:19 - Twice as many disasters have happened to you. Who will feel sorry for you?

No one will feel sorry for you, because the outside world really stinks and everyone sucks totally

Isaiah 51:22 - I'm taking from your hand the cup that makes people stagger, the bowl, the cup of my fury