The Bible - Endsville Style

This is the 4th book of Moses and basically it's like that thing that the government does every 10 years, a census I think they call it. I got friends that believe that census is an evil conspiracy to number all of us sos the NWO can take over. Nutball fruitcake idiot! 

Explaining the passage below

Numbers 15-10 And thou shalt bring for a drink offering half an hin of wine, [for] an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD