The Bible - Endsville Style

Job was this dude, way ,way back in time that had it all happening. He had sons and daughters, he had cattle, he had wives, he had piles of dough. One day God and Satan were just chillin' and God started braggin' on his home boy, Job. Satan bet God that if he took away all of Job's good stuff that Job would sure nuff turn on God and God took Satan up on his bet. Job didn't betray The Big Man but a whole lotta horrible crap happened to Job in the meantime.

Praying for the strength to be Job-like

Job 39:30 - It's young ones feed on blood. It is found wherever there are dead bodies