The Bible - Endsville Style

The word Ecclesiastes means 'teacher' and scholars think that Solomon wrote this book, but what do they know? Hey, he was an important dude with lots of folks to smite so I think he probably dictated this book during one of his nap-times. It's a list of how badly you can scrogg up chasin the evils of this world.

Storin up that pray for the 'end times'

Ecclesiastes 9-7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.