The Bible - Endsville Style

Leviticus is all this stuff that the priests of the Old Testament had to do...all the rules and such like.. I think at one point God even told em to not have too high of steps up to the alter lest someone see none of them were wearing BVD's 

Caleb handles the Holy Back Rubbing Device

Leviticus 20-10 And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man's wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death

More good reasons not to marry but if marry you do best to commit adultery with your own wife or hubby

Leviticus 20-13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination- they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.