LITTLE LEROY AND THE BIKE

Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided to use this as an opportunity to get her son to examine himself and his actions. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Leroy Now Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (a Brat). So, he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try. Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year and want a new bicycle. Yours Truly, Leroy Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest so he tore it up and tried again. Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a new bicycle. Leroy Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart-which of course was what his mother really wanted-then crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can, and went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about; depressed because of the way he treated his parents and really considering his actions. Finally, he found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt down. He looked round, not really knowing what he should do. Leroy finally got up and began to walk to the door. As he looked around at all the beautiful statues in the sanctuary, Leroy was suddenly struck with inspiration. He ripped a small statue from the wall and ran out the door. He went home, hid it under his bed, and wrote this letter...Jesus, I've broken most of the Ten Commandments; shot spit wads in school, tore up my sister's Barbie doll and lots more. I'm desperate. I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike. You know who.

--E-Mailed to me :)

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