Three died and went to heaven

Three men died and went to heaven at about the same time. When they got to the Pearly Gates they saw St. Peter standing out front with a huge book of names and deeds. He looked at the first man and said "Come forward". The man stepped up and St. Peter said, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Twice," the first man replied. "Once, I thought about it -and once, I did it." "Are you sure?" asked St. Peter as he looked into the book. "Yes," replied the man. "OK, here are your keys," said Saint Peter. "Keys? To what?" the first man asked. "Well heaven has become a pretty big place, so no one walks anymore. Everyone gets transportation," St. Peter told him. So the man walked through the gates and found himself in a car lot. His keys fit the lock of a small Audi. He hopped in and drove away. "Come forward," said St. Peter and the second man stepped forward. "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" St. Peter wanted to know. "I cheated on my wife sixty seven times," replied the man. "Are you sure?" asked St. Peter as he checked his book. "Yes," replied the man. "OK here are your keys." The second man hopped into a little beat-up Volkswagen Beetle and puttered out of the lot. "Come forward," said St. Peter and the third man stepped up. "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Never," answered the man. "NEVER!!??" asked St. Peter as he frantically turned the pages of his book. "Never," the fellow repeated. "I loved my wife and never cheated on her. Even after she died I never cheated on her." "Well sir, welcome to heaven, if you will follow me I will show you to your car lot," said St. Peter as he guided the man away from the big lot to a small door on the side gate. Inside was a showroom full of brand new luxury cars. "Here are your keys sir, they will fit any car in the showroom," said St. Peter and handed him a set of gold keys. He picked out the biggest BMW and drove off. Later all three of the men met again at a three way intersection and the guy in the BMW was crying his eyes out. The other two looked at him and then at each other. One asked, "What's wrong, man? Here you are driving a BMW in HEAVEN!! Why are you crying?" The guy in the BMW looked up, still sobbing and said, "I just passed my wife -and she was on a skateboard!!!"

--E-Mailed to me :)

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