Little Billy

Little Billy was always getting into trouble with his mother. One day his mother was in the kitchen doing the dishes and she looks out and sees little Billy has tied up the cat. She says to herself "what is that little shit doing to that damn cat this time". Little Billy leaves the cat lying in the grass next to the driveway and runs into the house and asks his mother for a piece of chalk and some M&M's. She thinks for a minute and realizes that not even little Billy can harm the cat with chalk and M&M's. She gives Billy the chalk and M&M's and he runs outside.. He sets the M&M's next to the cat and takes the chalk and draws a line all the way down the drive way. Mom sees this and says to herself what is that damn boy doing. She is very curious so she stands there and watches. Little Billy goes back to where the cat is lying in the grass and picks up the cat and his M&M's. He then goes over and sits down on the chalk line. He then proceeds pop the M&M's in his mouth and bite the cats tail. Then he scoots on his butt about three feet down the driveway. Little Billy does this a couple of more times before his mother's curiosity gets the better of her. His Mother goes and asks Billy "What in the hell are you doing son?" "Playing trucker " he says to his mom. Then Billy says "popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line.

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