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The French Firefighter  

 >>>Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out

>>>for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
>>
>>>It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to
>>>Pierre and says: 'Pierre, kiss me!'  Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot
>>>and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>>>
>>>What are you doing, Pierre?', says the startled Marie.  'I am Pierre
>>>the fighter pilot!  When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
>>>
>>>She smiles and they start kissing.  When things began to heat up a
>>>little, Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'  Our hero tears her blouse
>>>open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her
>>>breasts.

                                                                --Emailed to me

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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