The French Firefighter

>>>Pierre, a brave French fighter
pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
>>>for a pleasant little picnic by the
River Seine.
>>
>>>It's a beautiful day and love is in
the air. Marie leans over to
>>>Pierre and says: 'Pierre, kiss me!'
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot
>>>and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>>>
>>>What are you doing, Pierre?', says the
startled Marie. 'I am Pierre
>>>the fighter pilot! When I have red
meat, I like to have red wine!
>>>
>>>She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a
>>>little, Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me
lower.' Our hero tears her blouse
>>>open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts pouring it all over her
>>>breasts.
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