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CIA
These three men are going through CIA training, trying to
become secret agents. They finally get through all their
written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one
of the instructors who takes them to a small room with a one
way mirror in it looking into another room. They bring the
first guy's wife into that room and leave her there. The
instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to
the first man and says "Go kill your wife of five years."
The trainee takes the weapon, goes into the next room but
comes back out 1 minute later and says "I can't do it." The
instructor replies, "Then you fail out - get out." They then
bring the second guy's wife into the room and leave her
there. The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol,
hands it to the second man and says "Go kill your wife of
ten years." The trainee takes the weapon , goes into the
next room but comes back out 3 minutes later and says "I
can't do it." The instructor replies, "Then you fail out -
get out." Finally, they bring the third guy's wife into the
room and leave her there. The instructor then loads two
rounds into a pistol, hands it to the third man and says "Go
kill your wife of fifteen years." The trainee takes the
weapon, goes into the next room where there is silence for 1
minute. Suddenly, there are two gunshot sounds followed by a
huge commotion in the room. The third man came out finally,
sweating profusely, and says, "Good job, asshole! You gave
me blanks - I had to choke the bitch!"
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