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A Riddle
What am I?
This useful tool, commonly found in
the range of 8 inches long.
The functioning of which is enjoyed by
members of both sexes.
Is usually found hung, dangling loosely,
ready for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little hairy
things at one end and small Hole
at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes
slowly, sometimes quickly,
into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust
in and drawn out again and again many
times in succession, often quickly
and accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found
listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic,
pulsing sound, resulting from the well
lubricated movements. When
finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky
white substance, some of which
will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some of from its long
glistening shaft. After
everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is
returned to its freely hanging state of rest,
ready for yet another bit of action,
Hopefully reaching its bristling climax
twice or three times a day,
but often much less.
What am I???????
as you may have already guessed, the
answer to the riddle is
None other than your very
own..........
TOOTHBRUSH
what were you thinking?
You PERVERT!
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