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Cowboys and Lesbians...
An old cowboy dressed to kill with a
cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and > chaps went to a bar
and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a >
young lady sat down next to him.> > After she ordered her
drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are > you a
real cowboy?"> > To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my
whole life on the ranch, > herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences. I guess I am."> > After a short while, he
asked her what she was.> > She replied, "I am a lesbian. I
spend my whole day thinking about women. > As soon as I get
up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, >
watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."> > A
short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another
drink.> > A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"> > To which he replied, "I always thought I
was, but I just found out > that I'm a lesbian."
--E-Mailed to me:)
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