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SECRET
This guy walks into a bar and, two steps in, he realizes
it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a
drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the
customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer
says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the
customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on
a beer, "Hey, bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man
to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The
thirsty customer asks, "Why TIMEX?" The fella proudly
replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A
little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right
sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your
penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly
exclaims, "FORD, because quality is job 1," then adds, "Have
you driven a FORD lately?" Even more shaken, the customer
has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for
his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name
of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me a beer." The bartender
begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why 'Secret'?" The customer says "Strong enough for a
man but made for a woman."
--E-Mailed to me:)
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