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Magic Beer???
This lady walks into a bar and sees this really cute guy
sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he
is drinking. He says, "Magic Beer." She thinks he's a little
crazy, so she walks around the bar. After realizing that
there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the
man sitting at the bar. She says, "That isn't really Magic
Beer, is it?" He says, "Yes. I'll show you." So, he takes a
drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times, and comes back into the window. She can't
believe it. She says to him, "I bet you can't do that again.
"So, he takes another drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back in
the window. She is amazed. She say that she wants a Magic
Beer. So the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of
what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a drink of the
beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks
every bone in her body and dies. The bartender looks up at
the guy and says, "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're
drunk."
--E-Mailed to me:)
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