Grill Joke!

A husband and wife were out working in the yard, and the wife was bending over, gardening, and the husband commented on how large his wife's butt was. He even went on to say that her behind was as big as the grill. Then he proceeded to run in the house, get a tape measure, measure her hips, and measure the grill. "I was right," he said. "Your butt is larger than the grill!" Well, his wife stormed into the house and he kept asking if she was upset, but she didn't answer him. That night, when they were in bed together, the husband was feeling amorous and gave his wife a questioning look. She looked at him and said "If you think I'm turning on this huge grill for one little wiener, you're crazy!"

--E-Mailed to me:)

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