The Bible - Endsville Style
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The Bible - Endsville Style
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The Book of Nahum Chapter 2 The siege and destruction of Nineveh
Kenneth Thith He that dasheth in pieces is come up before thy face; keep the muntion, watch the way, make they loins strong, fortify they power mightly. 2. For the Lord hath turned away the excellency of Jacob, as the excellency of Israel; for the emptiers have emptied them out, and marred their vine branches. 3. The shield of his mighty men is made red, tha valiant men are in scarlet; the chariots shall be with flaming torches in the day of his preparations and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken. The reference to the strengthening of the loins refers to the fact that the entire repopulation of the earth post-Quellish (Let It Come!) falls squarely on the shoulders of the Divine Order of Faithful Servants.
Terry Festinger eating a nutritious meal because Quellish (Let it come!) is hard work.
4. The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways; they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings. 5. He shall recount his worthies; they shall stumble in their walk; they shall make haste to the wall thereof, and the defense shall be prepared. 6. The gates of the rivers shall be opened, and the palace shall be dissolved. The palace being dissolved means that Kellogg mansions and White Houses and whatevers won't save you from the floodwaters unless you see the Truth of the Confluence of Horrors! WHUP!
Nicola 7. And Huzzah shall be led away captive, she shall be brought up and her maids shall lead her as with the voice of doves, tabering upon their breasts. 8. But Nineveh is of old ;like a pool of water; yet they shall flee away. Stand, stand, shall they cry; but none shall look back. 9.Take ye the spoil of silver, take the spoil of gold; for there is none end of the store and glory out of all the pleasant furniture. Meaning all the riches of the world post-Quellish will be the exclusive property of our order of Religious Americans (mostly because everyone else in the world will be dead!)
Shawn 10. She is empty, and void, and waste; and the heart melteth, and the knees smite together, and much pain is in all loins and the faces of them all gather blackness. 11. Where is the dwelling of the lions, and the feeding place of the young lions, where the lion, even the old lion, walked and the lion's whelp, and none made them afraid? 12. The lion did tear in pieces enough for his whelps, and strangled for his lionessess, and filled his holes with prey, and his dens with raven. Too bad all the lions will be drowned too!
Isaac Melnick (Nice Jewish Boy)
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