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This is the page where we will be posting the results of the contest! Enjoy..... "This passage refers to the problems of post-Quellish repopulation associated with circumcision and reproductively futile blow jobs and masturbation. The phrase ""cast off the thing that is good"" is synonymous with foreskin removal for cosmetic reasons, and the comment ""of their silver and their gold have they made them idols, that they may be cut off"" refers to paying medical doctors to perform circumcision surgery. Those members (of the DOoFS) who ""evacuate the testicular squatters"" have sown the wind, and shall reap the whirlwind (i.e., be stricken with a plague of flatulence), for it has no stalk (friction wore it down) and the bud shall yield no meal (i.e., offspring for repopulation). The only way some of these guys can get off is when strangers swallow it up, if you get my drift, and this cannot culminate in progeny. ""Gentiles"" is merely a typo; it should read ""genitals"" and refers to the pleasureless women who were relying on those men who are sowing the wind (brown though that wind be). The calf is a metaphor for Caleb - who refuseth to cast off the extra flesh from the mighty pizzle, and consequently everyone wants a piece of him. PS - If I win, I want my pudding *during* my private session with Caleb, and Kenneth can have my extra fruit cup." |