King of the Jungle
1.)One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a
monkey swinging in a tree and roars, "Who's the king of this jungle?" The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, "Wh..wh..why you are Mr. Lion."
A few minutes later, the lion comes across a warthog. He stops in front of the
animal and asks, "Who's the baddest dude in this jungle?" The warthog hid his face in the dirt and whispered, "You're the baddest, King
Lion."
This continues all morning long with animal after animal bowing and scraping to
the lion. Finally the lion comes across an 80 year old bull elephant.
He bellows at the elephant, "Who's the king of this jungle? Who owns this place?
With that the elephant wrapped his trunk around the lion's belly. He raised the
lion 12 feet in the air and slammed his head against the ground. After that he
slammed the lion into a tree on the right and then into another tree on the
left. Finally, the elephant swung his trunk and threw the lion 35 feet away
where the lion landed in a thorn bush.
As the elephant lumbered down the trail the lion shook his paw and shouted,
"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get an attitude!"
ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot
BAR JOKES
6 inches
The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes
GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust
Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent
HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2
NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective
Only in america
Mexican Bandit
OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner
RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service
SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again
SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage
BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes
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