2.)  A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. 
  The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them 
  begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 
  year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I'll 
  say "Hell" and you say "ass." The 4-year-old happily agrees. 
  As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their Mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, mom, I'll just have 
some
Cheerios."
  "WHACK!" The surprised mother reacts 
quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then 
asks 
  the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" 
  "I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's 
  not gonna be Cheerios." 

 
  
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