3.)Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral as he was finishing the message he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said "You know Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it but knowing Fred I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note and read "Hey you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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