3.)Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital near death. The 
family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper and Ol' Fred used 
his last bit of energy to scribble a note then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time so he placed 
it in his jacket pocket. 
At the funeral as he was finishing the message he realized that he was wearing 
the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said "You know Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at 
it but knowing Fred I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." 
He opened the note and read "Hey you're standing on my oxygen tube!" 




ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
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GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
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NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
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SPOUSE JOKES
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Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

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