7.)Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this harem with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with allthe women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession."   The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "All right, shoot his penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "All right, burn his penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"



ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes

GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2

NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again

SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes

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