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            1.)A priest was called away for an emergency.               Not wanting to leave the confessional                       unattended, he called his rabbi friend from                 across the street and asked him to cover for                him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what               to say, but the priest told him to come on over             and he'd stay with him for a little bit and                 show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and             the priest are in the confessional. In a few                minutes a woman comes in and says, "Father,                 forgive me, for I have sinned. I committed                  adultery." 
            Priest says: "How many times?" 
            Woman: "Three times." 
            Priest says, "Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in              the box, and sin no more." 
            A few minutes later a man enters the con-                   fessional. He says, "Father, forgive me, for I              have sinned." 
            Priest says, "What did you do?"
            Man says, "I committed adultery."
            Priest asks, "How many times?"
            Man replies, "Three times." 
            Priest says, "Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in              the box, and sin no more." 
            The Rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's              got it, so the priest leaves. A few minutes                 later another woman enters and says, "Father,               forgive me, for I have sinned." 
            Rabbi says, "What did you do?"
            Woman replies, "I committed adultery."
            Rabbi asks, "How many times?"
            Woman says, "Once." 
            Rabbi says, "Go do it two more times. We have a             special this week, three for $5.00." 

  
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