1.)She/he is so blonde 
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. ...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked OnPhonics." 
  ...she tried to drown a fish.
...she tripped over a cordless phone. 
  ...she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. 
  ...she got stabbed in a shoot-out. 
  ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK." 
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. 
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she 
"Sagittarius." 
  ...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. ...she studied for a blood test - and failed. ...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. ...she sold the car for gas money. 
  ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 
  ...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. ...when
she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.> 

  
Gender 
Jokes(pick one) 
 Blonde Jokes 
 Wrong Number 
Midnight Mishap 
Baseball Friends A night with her Knock on wood  The trip 
A letter home 
 A golf outing
 The Bust
 Sign My Guest Book 
 

ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes

GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2

NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again

SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes

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