6.) Joke-a-Day: Knock on Wood 
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting 
really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" 
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?" 
 

  
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Jokes(pick one) 
 Blonde Jokes 
 Wrong Number 
Midnight Mishap 
Baseball Friends A night with her Knock on wood  The trip 
A letter home 
 A golf outing
 The Bust
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ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes

GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2

NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again

SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes

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