3.)          DILBERT'S LAWS OF WORK... 
          If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 
          A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 
          Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be     promoted. 
          It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've 
          done and what you're going to do.           After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the 
          month than you did before. 
          The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 
          You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a     clipboard. 
          Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse 
          will happen to you the rest of the day.           When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never     talking about themselves.           If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being 
a
          damn fool about it. 
          There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when 
          the boss asks for a ride home from the office.           Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.           Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."           Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail 
          hour. 
          To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.           Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is 
          supposed to be doing. 
          Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the 
          mail. 
          If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really 
          good, you will get out of it. 
          You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your 
          desk. 
          People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. 
          If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 
          At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the 
          number of pens that person is carrying.           When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 
          Following the rules will not get the job done.           Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. 
          When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by 
          reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" 
          No matter how much you do, you never do
enough. 
          The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for 
          everything that goes wrong. 

  
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ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes

GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2

NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again

SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes

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