6.)A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
bought
these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some
FUN?"
"That's terrible", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the
Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship." "Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots
and
the female parrots say,
"Hi, we are prostitutes Do you want to have some FUN?" One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "Put the bibles away Our prayers have been answered"
ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot
BAR JOKES
6 inches
The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes
GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust
Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent
HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2
NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective
Only in america
Mexican Bandit
OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner
RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service
SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again
SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage
BLONDE JOKES
Blonde Jokes
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