3.)A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. (So, how is this different than any other time in a man's life? ) Anyway, as he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles. He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.

 After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?" 

  
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ANIMAL JOKES
King of the jungle
My first time
The vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken loving parrot

BAR JOKES
6 inches
 The 1st time
Its all I have
Blonde jokes
More Blonde jokes

GENDER JOKES
Wrong number
Midnight Mishap
Baseball Buddies
A night with her
Knock on wood
The trip
A letter home
A golf outing
The Bust

Kids jokes
Boy or girl
Swearing
Heaven sent

HEADLINE JOKES
Viagra
Viagra2

NATIONALITY JOKES
Chineese Detective 
Only in america
Mexican Bandit

OFFICE JOKES
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws of work
Angry Owner

RELIGIOUS JOKES
Funny
3 couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3 nuns
Jesus Golfing
Evil Brothers
Car broken down
They died in the service

SCHOOL JOKES
Jock itch
Third grade again

SPOUSE JOKES
Gone fishing
Joe & John
The shopping trip
labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage

BLONDE JOKES
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