Bad Boyfriend
by Garbage
I've got a fever
Come check it and see
There's something burning and rolling in me
We may not last but we'll
have fun till it ends
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
I wanna hear you call out my name
I wanna see you burn up
in flames
Keep you on ice so I can show all my friends
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
So ripe so sweet come suck
it and see
But watch out Daddy I sting like a bee
I know some tricks I swear will give you the bends
C'mon baby be
my bad boyfriend
My fever's rising you ran into luck
Say what sugar
You wanna get what?
I'm gonna give you
one hundred and ten
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
It's wild the way you tease me
It's wild the way you free
me
It's wild the way you reach me
Wrapped me up in your wire from the start
You've got the women waiting in line
I'm
not asking you to make up your mind
But I can make you happy at least now and then
I've got something special for my
bad boyfriend
If you can't love me honey go on just pretend
I've saved something special for the very end
If
you can't love me honey go on just pretend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
She sat on the bar stool at a table waiting for one of her long time friends, Jeff Hardy. She hoped everything
went the way she wanted it to. Just as she began to think he wasn't going to show, two arms wrapped around her from behind.
"Hey, Chrissie."
She laid her hand on his arm. "Hey, Jeff."
"You wanted to see me?"
"We haven't gone out for a long time. I miss going out with you."
"What about Matt and Shannon? They usually come with us."
"I just wanted to see you this time. Is that a problem?"
"No, but I don't want you to wind up alone if I get mobbed again."
"I won't. I'm keeping you all to myself tonight."
"Don't want to share?" he said in her ear.
"I'm entitled to be selfish from time to time."
"Want to dance?"
"That's why we're here."
He removed his arms from her, and held his hand out to help her down from the barstool. She looked him over.
He wore black slacks, a black button down shirt with all but the two middle buttons undone and his blue hair was held back
by a headband. Chrissie reached up and pulled the headband out of his hair, then combed it with her fingers. "You shouldn't
put anything in your hair."
He smiled at her. "There's something going on here."
"Oh yeah?"
"You have that look that usually gets me in trouble."
She grinned at him. "The only thing I'm doing is trying to get your ass on the dance floor."
The dance floor was packed, but they managed to squeeze in with the crowd. She laid her hand on his shoulder
and he put his on her hips. He pulled her closer as they began to bump and grind. Their eyes never met, until the song changed.
Once they locked, her mouth felt suddenly dry. She moistened her lips with her tongue, which drew his attention. His hand
went to her cheek, then he let his thumb slide along her bottom lip. She softly kissed the pad, before gently sucking on it.
When she released his thumb from her mouth, he let it slide down her chin, then her neck.
He leaned down, so she could hear him over the loud music. "Do you like it when I touch you like that?"
She answered him by nibbling on his ear lobe, then lightly tugging on his earring. His hand went down to
the hem of her skirt, then under. He slid his hand up the back of her thigh, until he found her bare ass cheek. He squeezed
her flesh as he kissed her neck.
"Do you like what you found?" she asked.
"Very much." His hand slid across her ass until he found her T back. Jeff hooked his finger around the string,
then followed it down, until he found her moist heat. He slid his finger along her opening. "I want to bury my tongue in you."
"Oh, Jeff..." she moaned. "I want you to fuck me."
"Was that your plan tonight?"
"Yes."
"All you had to do was ask." He slid his middle finger inside her, then removed it just as quickly. "Matt
and Shannon have kept me from putting the moves on you."
"Why do you think they weren't invited?"
He smiled at her before claiming her lips. He fixed her panties, then laid his hands on her hips. "How did
you get here?"
"A cab. You?"
"The SUV. We can go back to my place, so you can get as loud as you want. I want to hear you scream my name."
"Oh gawd, Jeff... Can we leave now?"
"Let's go have a shot of Bacardi, then we can go."
They made their way to the bar. She took a seat on one of the stools, while he stood in front of her. "Hey,
bartender, a shot of Bacardi for me and the lady." When they were set in front of them, he paid the bartender, then handed
one to Chrissie. He tapped his shot with her's. "To finally getting what we both want."
"Cheers."
They drank their shots. As they set thier glasses on the bar, a woman stepped up to Jeff. "Excuse me. Are
you Jeff Hardy?"
"Yes."
"Would you dance with me?"
"He's taken. Take your whorin' ass on to someone else," Chrissie said.
"I wasn't talking to you."
"Thank you for the offer, but my girlfriend and I were about to leave."
He helped her down from the bar stool, and went to the door. Once they were outside, Chrissie asked, "girlfriend,
huh?"
"You're a girl, you're my friend..."
"That's all you meant?"
He smiled at her. "Not to sound like a pessimist, but we don't know how this will turn out. Let's not get
ahead of ourselves."
"You're right."
Once in the SUV, Chrissie came up with an idea. "It's a long ride back to your place."
"Yes, but it's quiet."
"I know how we can pass the time." She reached over and massaged his cock and testicles through his slacks.
"I can make it a little more interesting for you," she purred.
Jeff unbuttoned the last two buttons and shrugged out of his shirt. Chrissie unhooked his slacks, then unzipped
them. She reached inside and found bare flesh. She petted his pubic hairs, then let her fingers slide down his shaft as she
leaned over the center console to kiss him. His lips and tongue showed her the hunger he needed her to feed. She moved down
and kissed his chest. "Are you going to drive?"
He started the Yukon, then leaned the seat back just a little. She made it to his stomach before he put
it in reverse and pulled out of the parking spot. Before they made it out of the parking lot, she had taken his length into
her mouth. His right hand slid into her black and blue streaked hair, while his left controlled the steering wheel. "Oh shit...
Chrissie, I don't know how good this idea is."
She stroked him as she looked up at him. "Just pay attention to the road and I'll pay attention to what's
happening down here."
"Easier said than done, baby," he moaned.
He didn't stop her from continuing her oral stroking. He drove carefully through the streets. His eyes would
start to drift closed from time to time, but he would snap them open a second later. Once they finally reached the nearly
deserted stretch of road that led to Jeff's house, he pulled over to the side of the road. "What's wrong, baby?" she asked.
"I'm about to cum." He put the SUV in park and turned on the flashers. He leaned back and closed his eyes
as she sucked harder and faster. "Oh fuck..." He let out a sound somewhere between a moan and a growl as he released his seed
in her mouth.
Once he was wrung dry, she licked up a few drops that escaped. He pulled her hair, making her come up. He
kissed her hard, tasting himself on her tongue. "Sit back and hold on, Chrissie." She did as told, as he put the SUV in drive,
turned off the blinkers and sped down the dirt road. It didn't take them long to reach his driveway. He sped past the main
house, even though he saw Matt's Corvette sitting out front. He parked the Yukon in front of the trailer he used for his art
and music studio. "When you get out, go behind the trailer and go up the ladder.
"What are you up to?" she asked with a smile.
He smiled back at her. "You'll find out. Hurry up before Matt makes it back here."
"Don't take too long," she said as she got out. She ran to the back of the trailer, then scurried up the
ladder. When she got to the top, she saw Matt walking down the path.
"What's up, bro?" Jeff asked.
"You ready to go?"
"Where?"
"To the clubs. Shannon's going to meet us at the Hole. I tried to call Chrissie, but she wasn't home."
"Wonder where she is. Maybe she went out already."
Chrissie tried not to laugh out loud as she heard Jeff.
"So, you wanna go?"
"Nah. I already went out and brought a girl home. Why don't you come over tomorrow afternoon? I'll be back
here in the studio."
"Where's this girl at?"
Jeff pointed up. "She's on the roof waiting for me."
Matt laughed, and mussed his little brother's hair. "You little freak..."
"Say hi to Matt," Jeff yelled up at Chrissie.
Chrissie tried to disguise her voice, and yelled out, "hi, Matt!"
"Now, do you mind?"
"I'll go, but I want to meet this mystery woman tomorrow. She sounds familiar."
"We'll see if it lasts that long. Later."
Matt waved as he walked away.
"I'll be up there in a minute," Jeff said to Chrissie. He went into the studio, and grabbed a couple blankets.
He carried them outside, then up the ladder. He handed her one of the blankets. She spread it out on the roof, then took the
other blanket, and spread it over the bottom one. He went over to her, and stripped her of her clothes, then told her to lay
down.
He just stood there, staring down at her. As she looked back up at him, she pulled her nipple piercing and
her other hand went to her center. "Jeff... Please..."
He gave her a sexy grin as he removed his clothes, and laid down with her. He slid his hand across her hip
to take the place of her hand. "Please what?"
She leaned toward him, and nibbled his lower lip. "Please fuck me."
He kissed her hard as he rolled onto her. He made his way to her neck, then down to her breasts. As he nibbled
his way over her body he slid two fingers inside her moist heat. She gasped as he made it to her center, and flicked her clit
with his tongue. He sucked and tugged on her swollen nub as he continued to finger her. She lifted her hips, enjoying the
jolt of pain as his teeth closed on the sensitive spot. She panted his name as she slid her fingers through his hair. He spread
her folds with his thumbs, then slid his tongue inside her. After a few moments, he tugged on her clit with his lips, as he
flicked it. Her moans built up to a scream. As he slid his tongue within again, she reached her peak.
He stalked his way up her body, then entered her roughly. "Is that what you've been waiting for?" he groaned.
It took a moment for the breath to return to her. "Oh, gawd... YES!"
He started gliding in and out of her. As her muscles relaxed around his length, he went faster. "How long
have you been waiting for this?" he panted.
With her eyes closed, and her head tilted back, she sighed, "too long."
"Then look at me. Know that I'm the one giving you what you wanted."
She opened her eyes, and stared into his darkened orbs. She leaned up to taste his soft lips. As he moved
his attention to her neck, she sunk her fingers into his back. He grabbed her arms, and pinned them above her head. He released
her right arm to wrap around her body, and pull her along as he rolled onto his back.
She rode him hard and fast as the wind blew over their joined bodies. "Oh shit, Jeff..." Lightening streaked
across the sky as she felt it begin coursing through her veins. As she came down from her orgasm, she felt the first drops
of rain fall on her heated skin.
"Chrissie... " His gutteral moan told her it was his turn. He guided her hips, making her grind down on
him, until he came inside her.
The rain began falling in sheets. "Let's go inside. Grab your clothes. I'll get the rest of this."
They went inside, and laid out their clothes to dry. Then, they climbed in bed. She fell asleep in his arms
with her head on his chest. As he lazily slid his finger tips along her skin, he whispered, "I don't care how pissed off Shannon
gets with me. That was great." He kissed her forehead, then laid his head back on the pillows to sleep.
Chrissie awoke early the next morning. As she walked around the trailer, she uncovered a coffee pot in the
kitchen. She searched the cabinets until she found the coffee and filters. Once the coffee was brewing, she went back in the
bedroom. She crawled her way up his body, placing kisses on his torso as she went. Once face to face, he grabbed her and pulled
her flush against him. "Good morning to you, too," he laughed.
"The sun is shining, coffee is brewing... If I could get you to do me again, it would be a great morning."
Just then, there was a knock on the door. Jeff groaned. "I bet that's Matt."
She sighed as she rolled off of him. "Tell him to go away."
"I can't. Remember? He wants to meet you." He kissed her soundly. "I'll take care of you when he leaves."
He got out of bed, and headed for the bathroom to retrieve his pants. As he put them on, the untimely visitor knocked again.
"Yeah, yeah... I hear ya." He swung the door open, and said, "what?"
"We came to have coffee with you," Matt said.
Jeff looked behind Matt, and saw his long time friend, Shannon. "One cup, then you have to go."
"She's still here, isn't she?" Matt asked as they came in.
He sighed. "Yeah, she is. I plan to keep her here for awhile. Maybe permanantly. "
Shannon laughed. "She must have done a number on you. You just picked her up last night, didn't you?"
He bit his lip. He pulled four coffee cups out of the cabinet. "I've known her for a while."
"Well, who is she?" Matt asked.
Chrissie smiled to herself, hearing their conversation. Seeing no harm in letting them know who the mystery
woman was, she grabbed one of Jeff's shirts, and put it on. She walked out of the room, and up to Jeff, who was blocking the
hall as he talked to Matt and Shannon. She wrapped her arms around him, sliding her hands over his stomach and chest as she
kissed his back.
The only movement Jeff made was to close his eyes, and swallow hard. "I'm sorry, Shannon."
"For what?" he asked.
Jeff turned just enough to wrap an arm around her shoulders. "In all fairness, she seduced me."
"Somebody wanna tell me what the problem is here?" Chrissie asked.
"Shan's had the hots for you since day one," Matt answered. "And Jeff knew about it."
"Nobody told me, so I went after what I wanted."
"But..."
"It's alright, Matt. She's right," Shannon said. "I had plenty of chances, and did nothing." Shannon turned,
and went outside.
Matt looked at his brother. "So not cool. You broke a man-law."
"We've all known her for ten years! And for ten years, you two have kept both of us from being alone together.
She asked me out last night. We found that we both wanted the other." Jeff sighed. "I'm sorry he never had the balls to ask
her out, but I'm tired of being told I can't try."
As the brothers continued to argue, Chrissie went outside to see Shannon. He stood on the deck, leaning
against the rail. She laid her hand on his shoulder. "Why didn't you tell me, Shan?"
He laid his hand over her's. "At first, I couldn't because I was too shy. Later, it was because I didn't
want things to be awkward if you turned me down, or if we got together, then broke up." He let out a humorless laugh. "I never
thought that Jeff would want a shot at you." His hand slid off of her's. "Or that you would want him."
She looked over his shoulder at his new Mustang convertible. "Take me for a ride."
He turned around, and looked her over. "You wanna go like that?"
"Yeah. Right now." Wearing nothing but the t-shirt, she let him lead her to the car. He opened the door
for her, and closed it behind her, before getting in the driver's side. The car roared to life when he turned the key. As
they backed down the driveway, the brothers came out of the trailer.
As they took off down the road, Shannon asked, "where to?"
She laid her hand over his on the gearshift. "Some place private."
His cheeks turned bright red as he shifted gears. As red as the Corvette that she had spotted leaving Jeff's
driveway.
"I guess things went really well last night," Matt said sarcastically as he shifted gears.
"Oh, shut up. We were about to go at it again when you knocked on the door, so she must have enjoyed it."
"Then why did she leave with Shan?"
"Why did you bring him with you?"
"Shit! Where did they go?"
"Knowing them, the lake," Jeff said.
Shannon pulled the car up to the lake front, and turned off the engine. Chrissie leaned over him, and pulled
the handle to lean the seat back, then pulled the handle to tilt the steering wheel out of the way. She climbed over the center
console, and onto his lap. With her legs on either side of his, she looked down at him. Her hands slid under his shirt. "Still
shy?"
He smiled. "No."
"Still worried about any awkwardness? "
"That's the last thing on my mind right now."
She leaned over, and kissed his neck. "What is on your mind, Shannon?"
"I was wondering if you have anything on under that shirt."
"Why don't you find out?"
He slid his hands up her thighs, then her hips and waist. As he reached her rib cage, she kissed him. She
felt him tremble under her, then heard his laughter as she ended the kiss. "I can't... I can't do this," he laughed.
She gave him a wicked grin. "That's what I thought." She opened the driver's door, and stepped out.
"Hey! Where are you going?"
"Back here to the Vette."
He put the seat back up, and looked in the rearview mirror in time to catch her cozy up to Jeff. He hit
his head on the steering wheel a few times, before starting the car. There was no way he was getting out of the car with an
erection. He turned the car around, and pulled up next to Matt's Corvette. "That was fucking cruel."
"So was keeping me and Jeff from having each other for ten years. So was the guilt trip I went on after
finding out."
"What the hell happened?" Matt asked.
"I had my hands under her shirt, and she was kissing on me, but it just seemed weird."
As Matt and Shannon were talking, Jeff and Chrissie were entangled in each other's arms, and in a deep kiss.
"Knock it off you two," Matt said when he caught them.
As she stared into Jeff's eyes, Chrissie said, "never."
THE END
