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GET NAKED!

A woman can never have enough dicks around, right? LOL This time, I meet a couple guys by the names of Razor Ramone and Eddie Guerrero in a bar. BTW, if I fucked up on the Spanish, I'm willing to take any abuse (or corrections) you can give.

Get Naked

by Methods of Mayhem w/ Lil Kim, Fred Derst, Mix Master Mike & George Clinton

Tommy Lee:
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your birthday showers
Rockin my porno tape for hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus):
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked)

George Clinton:
Roof roof
Doin' it doggy style
Bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay
Bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay
Bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay
Bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay

Tilo:
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the shows make a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

Tommy Lee & Tilo:
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Chorus

You only Love me when you want punanny

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the Lincs
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee:
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

Chorus

I was sitting in a bar in El Paso after work one night. I looked around at the patrons. Most of them seemed atleast a generation older than I, and hardly any spoke English. That's what I liked about the place. Even if a guy did hit on me, I could get out of most of them by saying, "no Espanol." Fortunatly, it didn't work that night.

A very large, very handsome man came into the bar. He took the stool beside me, and ordered a beer. The man, wearing dress slacks, and a vest that exposed his mass of chest hair, turned to me, and said, "hola, chica. Como stas?" "Sorry, no Espanol." "I said hello, how are you?" "Hello, and I am fine. And you?" "Biene. Que tu nombre?" "You lost me again." "Biene- good. Que- what, tu- you, nombre- name... What's your name?" "Jade." I stuck out my hand to shake his, but he kissed the back. He'd made it farther than most had. "I am "Razor" Ramone." "Razor, huh? Interesting... I hope it's not because people want you to shave your chest?" "No. That... Will never happen."

I gave him the once over, hoping the darkness of the bar hid it. The white suit and shoes he wore contrasted nicely with his dark tan, and long black hair that was in a pony tail, except a small gathering of hairs that hung in his face. The only thing that bugged me was all of the gold chains he wore around his neck. It was a good thing he was all muscle, otherwise all of the weight would be too much for him. He had a tooth pick hanging out of his mouth. I found myself wondering what he would do if I took it with my own mouth. "You like what you see?" "I... I... I..."

The door opened again, and a shorter, but still very well built man came in. He took the bar stool on the other side of me, and ordered a beer. He turned to me, and said, "hola, mamacita. You are lookin' fine!" "Thank you, Mr...." "Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero." He took my hand, and kissed my knuckles. "And, what is your name?" "Jade." "A beautiful name, for a beautiful woman."

I turned back to my drink, so he couldn't see me blushing. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Razor reach behind me, and slap Eddie's shoulder with the back of his fingers. "Eddie, salir." "I'm not going anywhere, man." "Razor, be nice." I laid my hand on his thigh. "I'm sure we can have a few drinks, and be civil." I cooed. "Yeah, calm down, homes." I set my other hand on Eddie's thigh. "The same goes for you."

We sat there for hours, drinking beer after beer, until I started on the shots of tequila. They both continued flirting with me, and I'd shoot one back at them. Their advances had turned me on. "Hey, guys. Why don't we continue this little party back at my place?" They both looked at me as if I were crazy. "We could make this a more... intimate party." "Let's go," they said together.

As soon as we were in my house, Razor asked, "which one of us do you want first?" I wrapped my arms around his neck, and said, "Both. I plan on staying between you two all night. But first, there's something I've been dieing to do all night." I stood on my toes, and kissed him. When I ended the kiss, I had his tooth pick. His hands went under my shirt, and he pulled it over my head. Eddie came up behind me, and slid his hand in the waistband of my skirt, and my thong. His fingers found my clit, and rubbed it. "Oooo, mamacita. I want to taste you." I curled my arm around his head, and said, "mmm... I'm not stopping you, poppy. But, first, I have a little something that could heighten our pleasure."

I went over to the curio cabinet, and pulled my stash box out of the drawer. Inside the stash box, I had a pre-rolled joint. "Aye, mami, I like the way you think." We sat down at the table, and smoked it until there was hardly anything left.

I stood, then, and walked to the center of the room. I turned to face them, unhooked my bra, and threw it at Razor. I slowly pulled my skirt down to my ankles, and kicked it to the side. I slid my thong off, afterward, and threw it to Eddie. They dropped the garments, and came to me, to get a better look. They circled around me, looking me over. I stopped Razor in front of me by wrapping an arm around his waist. I stopped Eddie behind me by grabbing his crotch, and rubbing his length. "Why don't we get to it, guys? It's going to be a long night for all of us."

I let go of them. I went down on Razor, and undid his pants. He slid off his shoes, and kicked them to the side. I pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles, and he kicked them to the side. His dick stood long and hard in my face. I circled the head with my tongue before taking him into my mouth.

Behind me, I heard Eddie taking his clothes off. When he finished, his head appeared between my knees. He leaned up, and let his tongue tease my swollen nub. His tongue slid along my opening, before dipping inside. As the heat Eddie caused intensified, I took Razor deeper into my mouth, and sucked on him harder. It wasn't long before I came in Eddie's mouth, then Razor came in mine.

I stroked Razor's length as I looked up at him. "Fuck me, while I suck Eddie," I said, almost pleading with him. He smiled down at me, and stroked my cheek with the back of his fingers. His thumb slid over my lips, as he said, "why don't we go to your bed, first?"

I lead them to my bedroom. Eddie sat at the head of the bed, leaned up against the headboard. I crawled to him from the foot of the bed. I placed kisses from his ear down to his thick, erect flesh. My lips slid all the way down to the base, back up, then down again. I reveled in his salty taste.

Razor climbed on the bed behind me, and slid his finger over my hole. He pushed his cock inside slowly, until he was fully sheathed. I moaned as he moved in a painfully slow rhythm. Then, he sped up, setting the pace of Eddie's blow job. Eddie's hand went to the back of my neck, and gently massaged it.

After they had both cum inside me, I straddled Eddie. I turned to Razor. "Come here, chico." His eyebrows shot up, and he said, "you asked for it..." He inserted himself into me anally. Then, I slid down Eddie's length. We all rocked slowly, until we came together.

Exhausted and spent, we laid down to catch our breath. "Mmm... This has been fun," I told them. Razor wrapped his arms around my waist, and kissed my shoulder. "We should go one-on-one sometime," he said. "Si, mami. I wanna show you what a real Latin lover is like," Eddie said. "Be nice, papi. You are both great, and I'd love to have you one-on-one. You're both welcome to stay, so we can continue in the morning," I told them. The invitation came too late. Eddie and Razor lay on either side of me, asleep. I laid my head on Eddie's chest, and joined them in sleep.