Loverman
Metallica cover
There's a devil waiting outside your door
(How much longer?)
There's a devil waiting outside your door
It is bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls
There's a devil waiting outside your door
He's weak with evil and broken by the world
He's shouting your name and he's asking for more
There's a devil waiting outside your door
Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till end of time Take off that
dress I'm coming down I'm your loverman
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Adam stood outside her door, debating whether or not he wanted to knock, or just bust his way inside. He and Jade had gotten
into a fight earlier in the day. Basically, Jade thought he wasn't happy with her unless they were having sex. Let's just
say they fight alot when they aren't. Of course, he didn't want to get too attached to her. "An immortal man should never
fall in love with a mortal." Atleast, that is what his mentor had taught him. "It only brings heartache over and over again."
He knocked on the door. "Jade? It's me. Will you please open the door, so we can talk?" She opened the door as far as the
chain lock would allow. "Talk." "Are you going to let me in?" "Are you willing to beg?" He growled at her. Jade gave him a
wicked grin. "We can play doggy after you apologize for being a cold and insensitive man." Silence filled the air. "Well,
I'm waiting." "And you shall wait until my dieing day." "Fine. Just remember where you left your sword when Conner comes for
you again." Adam's eyes went wide, and his jaw hit the floor. "You wouldn't leave me out here to die." "I would." "Jade, I
have a hole in my shirt and blood from where he got me earlier." "Apologize."
He got on his knees, and said:
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY all that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to
be the answer to all of yours
Loverman! Till the bitter end
While empires burn down Forever and ever
and ever and ever Amen I'm your loverman
So help me, baby So help me
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
I'll be your loverman!
Jade closed the door, and unlocked it. She opened it wide, and said, "now that wasn't so hard, was it?" He growled as he
crawled into the room. "Why haven't I killed you?" "Because I'm the only one who will put up with you." "You are such a bitch
sometimes." She grabbed his sword from behind the door, and held it to his neck. "You know, I could end your life as easily
as Conner could." "I doubt that. I wouldn't let you." He reached behind him, grabbed the blade, and pulled it from her grip.
He rolled onto his back, and pointed his toe knife at her heart. She looked down at it, and said, "touche', Edge. You win."
He set his foot on the floor, and stared up at her. He remembered why he had chosen her, then. She was beautiful, with
a morbid sense of humor, and someone he could trust with his secret. But, she could be a vengeful wench, and wanted some sort
of affection, besides their love making.
Jade reached down to him, and helped him get to his feet. "Now, can you say those three words I wanted to hear earlier?"
Adam's hazel eyes gazed into her blue ones. He smiled at her. "I love you, Jade." She smiled back at him. "That's four words,
but... I love you, too, Adam." He kissed her, and the kiss was followed by a round of love making.
There's a devil crawling along your floor
There's a devil crawling along your floor
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door
With his straining sex in his jumping paw
There's a devil crawling along your floor
And he's old and he's stupid and
he's hungry and he's sore
And he's lame and he's blind
and he's dirty and he's poor
Give him more (echo)
There's a devil crawling along your floor
Loverman! Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Forgive me, baby My hands are tied
And I got no choice No, I got no choice at all
Once they were spent, they had both fallen fast asleep. Just the opportunity Conner was looking for. He snuck in through
the window, and crawled along the floor to her side of the bed. Adam's senses must have been thrown off because of his exhaustion,
because he didn't wake up. Conner raised the knife over her heart, and plunged it into her chest. She screamed in pain. Conner
got to his feet, and ran to the door. Before he stepped out, he turned to Adam. "She's your's eternally, my brother." He smiled,
and left.
"YOU BASTARD!" He turned his attention to Jade. "Oh, God... Baby, shhh... Calm down. I know it hurts, but the pain won't
last long." He was right, for not long after, she died. A tear slid down his cheek. "Baby, please wake up." He knew she wasn't
asleep, because her eyes were open. "Baby, I'll beg, just don't die." He said:
I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time
She still did not draw in a breath.
I'll be your loverman! I got a masterplan
To take off your dress And be your man
Seize the throne Seize the mantle
Seize the crown Cause I am what I am
What I am what I am I'm your loverman!
There's a devil lying by your side
You might think he's asleep
but look at his eyes
He wants you, baby, to be his bride
There's a devil lying by your side
He laid there with her in his arms for an hour, before she drew another breath. She screamed out. "ADAM! What the hell
did he do to me!?" "Shh... He made you like us. We've known for awhile that you could be like us. I wanted you to be normal;
have children, get married, grow old. He wanted you to be my eternal bride." "Why the hell did he stab me?" "You had to meet
a violent end to become immortal." "You're not going to..." Adam smiled at her, and laid his hand along her jaw. "Take your
head? Never." He softly kissed her.
"Do you mind being my 'eternal bride'?" Jade smiled at him, and ran her fingers through his long blonde hair. "Of course
not, Adam. Just, keep a better eye out for Conner. That hurt like a son of a bitch." He laughed. "You never get used to it."
He kissed her, and they went back to sleep.
The Unforgiven
by Metallica
New blood joins this earth
and quikly he's subdued
through constant pain disgrace
the young boy learns their rules
with time the child draws in
this whipping boy done wrong
deprived of all his thoughts
the young man struggles on and on he's known
a vow unto his own
that never from this day
his will they'll take away
what I've felt
what I've known
never shined through in what I've shown
never be
never see
won't see what might have been
what I've felt
what I've known
never shined through in what I've shown
never free
never me
so I dub thee unforgiven
Conner was no idiot. He knew Jade's vengeful nature, and how protective
Adam was when it came to her. That's why a trip to Scottland (his home) was planned before he stabbed her. He knew all three
of them would meet again. He just hoped they had simmered down some before that day came.
As he walked the McCleod land, he thought back to his and Adam's mother's final days. She had been burned at the stake,
because the town's people thought she was a witch. Conner and Adam had died in battle, surrounded by the clan McCleod. There
were only three to return, and the other one had witnessed their deaths. How had the last survived? He didn't. He was immortal
as well. But that is a story for a later date.
Conner stood over his first bride's grave. It was thinking of her that made him take Jade's life. He wished that his bride
were still with him. He missed her long corn silk hair, her shapely body, the way she would wake him in the mornings, the
way she would make love to him whenever and wherever the mood struck...
His thoughts were interrupted by the sensation of another immortal. "Why is it that everytime I am in trouble, you find
me, Spaniard?" "Trouble seeks trouble, McCleod. What have you done this time?" "I killed my brother's girlfriend, and made
another immortal." "And you came back here to hide from him?" "Until he realizes it was for the best. I don't wish for Adam
to be alone, as I am." "But in doing so, you put his girlfriend's life in danger. I don't think Adam will forgive you easily."
"Maybe not, but they can be happy together as long as they keep their heads," he laughed. "Must you always medle in your little
brother's life?" "What else should I do to pass the time?" "Find a hobby, find a woman of your own to pass the time..."
they dedicate their lives
to running all of his
he tries to please them all
this bitter man he is
throughout his life the same
he's battled constantly
this fight he cannot win
a tired man they see no longer cares
the old man then prepares
to die regretfully
that old man here is me
what I've felt
what I've known
never shined through in what I've shown
never be
never see
won't see what might have been
what I've felt
what I've known
never shined through in what I've shown
never free
never me
so I dub the unforgiven
They felt her presence at the same time. They grabbed their swords,
before turning toward her. "Hello, Conner," Jade said. "And you must be the Spaniard he speaks so highly of." He grabbed her
hand and said, "Juan Phillilobos III, and I am at your service." He kissed her knuckles. "Senor, if you would be so kind,
I need to speak to Conner alone." "Certainly, Senora..." "Jade. I am Adam's girlfriend." "Well, I do not wish to be in the
middle of this fight. McCleod, I shall see you again soon." "If she doesn't take my head first."
They stood watching as he walked off into the hills. Once he was a good distance away, Jade turned to him, and said, "why
didn't you tell me?" "You would have thought I was crazy." "You don't know that. Adam told me his secret. A woman tends to
ask questions when her man constantly has a sword by his side." "Speaking of Adam, where is he?" "He's in town, getting us
a room for the night. Now, why did you stab me?" "I don't want my brother to have a lonely life. I've seen how you make him
happy. I was that happy once. As you see, she was not an immortal," he said as he gestured toward her headstone.
She lowered her head. She felt sorry for him. A beautiful song by Queen filled her head. "Just one year of love, is better
than a lifetime alone." "I thought that once myself. After 500 years, you become lonely again." "I'm sure Adam has been with
other women, besides me, in the past 500 years. You could have found someone else in that time." "Therein lies the problem.
This time, my brother and I wanted the same one."
Conner wrapped his arms around Jade, and kissed her. She struggled at first, but soon gave in to his soft lips. Fifty yards
away, Adam stood watching the whole ordeal.
you labeled me
I'll label you
so I dub the unforgiven
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